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STATUS

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WF-ST-01

TREAT ALERT SYSTEM

2
Current Alert Level
UNATTENDED TREAT SCENARIO
Snacks temporarily left without direct supervision. High temptation. Strict protocol required.
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Global Snack Threat Monitor ● Live
CASTROP-RAUXEL WF-OP-019 · ACTIVE COLOGNE BERLIN ELEVATED LONDON SNACK THREAT MONITOR · EUROPA
Castrop-Rauxel
ACTIVE — Kitchen Incident
Berlin
ELEVATED
Cologne
MODERATE
London
MODERATE
New York
MONITORED
Global
ROUTINE PATROLS
WF-ST-02

OPERATIVE STATUS

Treatz
TREATZ
Snack Ops
● On Duty
Colonel Flops
COL. FLOPS
Psych Ops
● Deployed
Unit Two
UNIT TWO
Snack Retrieval
● Under Observation
Sgt Bork
SGT. BORK
Perimeter
● On Duty
Lt Sniff
LT. SNIFF
Scent Intel
● Analysis In Progress
Cpl Zoom
CPL. ZOOM
Rapid Response
● Standby
Agent Muffin
AGENT MUFFIN
Covert Ops
● Probationary
Unit Five
UNIT FIVE
Cuddle Command
● On Duty
WF-ST-03

MISSION STATISTICS

0
Missions Completed
2 files sealed. 1 anomaly.
0%
Avg Snack Recovery
Benchmark maintained. Always.
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Incidents Filed
17 involve Unit Two.
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Conclusions Reached
Investigation ongoing.
WF-ST-04

ACTIVE INCIDENTS

WF-OP-019
Operation Habinghorst Kitchen
Castrop-Rauxel, NRW
ONGOING
WF-IR-019
Easter Foil Fragment Investigation
Unit Two — Paws
ONGOING
WF-IR-022
Colonel Flops Relocation Event
Eastern Gate
UNDER REVIEW
WF-IB-01
Unit Two — Ongoing Investigation
All Sectors
ONGOING
Puppy Treatz
⚠ 09-K9-OPS · NOTFALLKOMMUNIKATION
SOFORT AUFHÖREN.
Colonel Flops ist nervös. Das ist kein Drill. Die Snack-Bedrohungsstufe hat ein Niveau erreicht, das operativ nicht mehr vertretbar ist. Das Kommando bittet dringend um Deeskalation.
— Puppy Treatz, 09-K9-OPS · Primärer Operativer · Sehr besorgt