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SUBJECT: UNIT TWO · 02-K9-OPS
STATUS: UNDER OBSERVATION
INCIDENTS: 17 · NO CONCLUSION
02-K9-OPS · PROXIMITY WATCH
● ACCESS LEVEL: TOP TREAT
OPERATIVE FILE
UNIT TWO
Snack Retrieval · 02-K9-OPS · Under Observation
Operative ID
02-K9-OPS
Status
● Under Observation
Division
Operative
Rank
Operative
Type
Black Labrador
Base of Operations
Wraff Force HQ — All Sectors
Commission
April 2025
Clearance
STANDARD-2 — Under Review
Operative Summary
17 incident reports filed. All explanations technically plausible. Consistently first to arrive at snack-adjacent locations. Beef breath index elevated on 17 of 19 occasions. Investigation ongoing. No conclusion has been reached. Unit Two is aware of this.
WF-DA-01
BEHAVIORAL ANALYSIS
Strength
SNACK PROXIMITY
Consistently arrives at snack locations faster than any other operative. Response time to unsecured treat scenarios: under 90 seconds. Mechanism: unknown.
Strength
PLAUSIBLE DENIABILITY
All 17 incident reports contain technically plausible explanations. Not a single explanation has been disproven. Lt. Sniff has called this statistically implausible. The reports remain open.
Noted Weakness
BEEF BREATH INDEX
Elevated readings on 17 of 19 occasions. Correlation with snack-adjacent incidents: 89%. Unit Two's explanation: dietary variance. Lt. Sniff's assessment: this is a pattern.
Noted Weakness
PROXIMITY PROTOCOLS
Cannot be within 2 metres of secured snack reserves without triggering a proximity alert. Protocol introduced after incident 7. Has not reduced incident frequency.
Notable Pattern
ALWAYS FIRST
Unit Two is always the first operative to arrive at any snack-related incident. Always. Command has noted this. Unit Two has an explanation. Command is reviewing it.
Notable Pattern
THE LOOK
Multiple operatives have reported that Unit Two gives a specific look when near secured snacks. The look has been described as innocent. Lt. Sniff: that is not what innocent looks like.
WF-DA-02
MISSION LOG
WF-OP-003
Operation Crumb Recovery
Deployed for snack recovery operation. Achieved 73% recovery rate. Remaining 27% unaccounted for. Unit Two was present for full duration. Unit Two's report: filed. Contents: reviewed.
WF-OP-012
Operation Folsom — Berlin
Deployed at Folsom Europe. After-action report filed and immediately sealed. Foil wrapper fragments found on Unit Two's paws post-mission. Explanation: pre-existing environmental contamination.
WF-OP-018
Operation Easter — Chocolate Security
Deployed at chocolate reserve perimeter. Colonel Flops also present. Unit Two's report did not mention Colonel Flops. This omission was noted. Review ongoing.
WF-DA-03
INCIDENT LOG
WF-IR-003
Found within 1 metre of secured biscuit reserve. Explanation: checking perimeter integrity. Accepted. Filed. 16 similar incidents followed.
CLOSED
WF-IR-011
Beef breath index reading: critical. Timing: 4 minutes after snack inventory showed discrepancy. Explanation: dietary variance. Lt. Sniff: this is incident 11.
CLOSED
WF-IR-017
Colonel Flops' silence reviewed as evidence. Unit Two present during review. Unit Two did not comment. This was noted. Colonel Flops also did not comment. This was also noted.
ONGOING
