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19-K9-OPS · PROBATIONARY
● ACCESS LEVEL: TOP TREAT
OPERATIVE FILE
AGENT MUFFIN
Covert Operations · 19-K9-OPS · Probationary
Operative ID
19-K9-OPS
Status
● Probationary
Division
Agent
Rank
Agent
Type
Golden Retriever
Base of Operations
Wraff Force HQ — Probationary Sector
Commission
August 2025
Clearance
PROBATIONARY-1
Operative Summary
Highest enthusiasm rating ever recorded during onboarding. One clean mission completed. Filed under: Anomaly. The anomaly has not been explained. Muffin has not been asked to explain it. Probationary status maintained. Enthusiasm: unaffected.
WF-DA-01
BEHAVIORAL ANALYSIS
Strength
ENTHUSIASM
Highest onboarding enthusiasm score in Wraff Force history. Score: 98/100. The 2-point deduction was for sitting on the mission briefing document. Muffin was very sorry.
Strength
THE ANOMALY MISSION
One clean mission on record. No incidents. No snack losses. Full perimeter maintained. Filed under Anomaly. Command is still reviewing how this happened. Muffin appears unaware.
Noted Weakness
MISSION COMPLETION RATE
19 missions attempted. 1 fully clean completion. 18 missions completed with noted anomalies. The anomalies are varied. They share one common element. That element has not been formally identified.
Noted Weakness
TREAT DISCIPLINE
Attempted to offer Colonel Flops a treat on day one. The treat remained uncollected for 6 hours. Muffin checked on it twice. The treat was eventually filed as an unsecured snack incident.
Notable Pattern
GOOD INTENTIONS
Every incident in Muffin's file begins with good intentions clearly documented. This has been noted by command. It has not reduced the incident count. It has made the reports more enjoyable to read.
Notable Pattern
THE ANOMALY
Mission WF-OP-016 was flawless. No explanation has been found. Muffin was asked about it. Muffin wagged. The wagging was not recorded as an official response but has been noted.
WF-DA-02
MISSION LOG
WF-OP-014
Operation Biscuit Perimeter — First Deployment
First active deployment. Enthusiasm: maximum. Perimeter: partially maintained. Three biscuits consumed during active duty. Muffin's report noted this was an accident. All three times.
WF-OP-016
The Anomaly Mission
Full perimeter maintained. No incidents. No snack losses. No notable observations. Filed under Anomaly. Command review: ongoing. Muffin was asked what happened. Muffin wagged.
WF-DA-03
INCIDENT LOG
WF-IR-015
Three biscuits consumed during active perimeter duty. Each incident filed separately. Each explanation: it was an accident. Probationary status review initiated.
CLOSED
WF-IR-019
Attempted to share a treat with Colonel Flops. Treat placed in front of Colonel Flops. Treat uncollected for 6 hours. Filed as unsecured snack incident WF-IR-019. Muffin expressed remorse. This was noted.
CLOSED
