Operator Profile

Primary identity and baseline data of the K-9 asset known as “Puppy Treatz”.

Official WRAFF FORCE portrait. Tactical fluff level: confirmed.

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PAWPRINT ID: T-09 • STATUS: ACTIVE DUTY

Call Sign: PUPPY TREATZ

Designation: SWAT K-9 Operative

Breed: Shiba / Border Collie hybrid

Unit: WRAFF FORCE // K-9 Division

Status: On Duty // Treat-Ready

Short Bio

Field-tested in urban couch environments, trained in advanced snack retrieval and tactical cuddling. Known for high cuteness output under pressure and a tendency to occupy exactly the one spot needed for human traffic flow.

Officially classified as “support unit”, internal paperwork lists the subject as “primary morale booster”, “walking floof grenade” and “unauthorized emotional support K-9”.

Service Traits

• Can switch from “serious operator look” to “big round anime eyes” in under 0.3 seconds.
• Understands complex commands like “stay”, “wait”, and “do not eat that” – compliance not guaranteed.
• Special talent: locating the one human in the room who secretly needs a hug.

Recognized Commands

“Treat” – immediate teleport to handler. “Walk” – tail rotor engaged. “Bath” – connection lost, subject suddenly cannot hear.

Behavioral Analysis

Non-clinical temperament scan based on treat exposure, cuddle density and zoomie frequency.

Psych Evaluation (Non-Clinical)

Subject displays extreme responsiveness to auditory cues containing the words “treat”, “walk” and “good boy”. High zoomie potential detected after 21:00 local time, especially in narrow corridor environments and freshly cleaned floors.

Risk of distraction by squeaky objects: elevated. Recommended counter-measures include controlled squeak exposure, chew-compatible de-escalation tools and post-operation blanket burritos.

Overall assessment: safe to deploy in high-stress cuddle situations. Caution advised near unattended pizza boxes and open dishwashers.

Known Triggers & Weaknesses

• Trigger Words: “treat”, “snack”, “walkies”, any crinkling bag sound.
• Weak Spots: behind the ears, base of tail, exactly one specific spot on the chest only trusted handlers know.
• Instant Mood Boost: “Who’s a good pup?” with appropriate voice pitch.

Mission Log

Non-exhaustive selection of relevant field operations. Some details redacted for maximum drama.

• Operation Sofa Patrol

  Location: Domestic Living Room Sector

  Outcome: All suspicious crumbs secured. Couch perimeter thoroughly cuddled.

• Midnight Snack Heist

  Location: Kitchen AO

  Outcome: Classified. (Cookies missing, no pawprints found.)

• Zoomie Protocol Alpha

  Location: Hallway Runway

  Outcome: Maximum speed achieved. Carpet integrity compromised.

• Operation Blanket Burrito

  Location: Couch Command Center

  Outcome: Subject successfully wrapped in blanket. Handler immobilized by cuteness.

• Patio Pigeon Standoff

  Location: Balcony AO

  Outcome: Pigeon retreated. Bark volume exceeded safe indoor levels.

Decorations & Commendations

Filed under “extremely good pup behaviour” and snack-adjacent heroics.

Handler Notes

“Mission success is not measured in objectives completed but in snacks consumed and tails wagged.”

Gear & Loadout

Standardized equipment layout for on-duty deployments, conventions and spontaneous cuddle raids.

Standard Loadout

• Tactical Vest – reinforced for style, snuggles and extra velcro patches.
• Unit Patches – WRAFF FORCE insignia & name tag for instant “who’s a good pup?” identification.
• Treat Pouch – high-priority cargo compartment. Inventory level must never drop below 30%.
• Leash Interface – for handler-guided navigation and controlled zoomie deployment.

Party Mode Attachments

• LED Accent Harness – visual superiority in low-light cuddle zones and dance floors.
• Bonus Treat Holster – for extended operations during meetups and walks.
• Tagline Patch – interchangeable panels such as “READY 4 TREATS”, “WORKING DOG (ON SNACK BREAK)”.

Experimental Gear (Prototype)

• Auto-Refill Treat Dispenser – currently fails field tests due to “immediate self-emptying”.
• Noise-Cancelling Ears – rejected by subject, described as “vibe kill”.
• Integrated Belly-Rub Meter – stuck permanently at 99% “could use more”.

WRAFF FORCE Network

Internal overview linking this operator file to the wider, fictional WRAFF FORCE agency.

WRAFF FORCE is a fully fictional K-9 task force specializing in snack security, cuddle operations and morale uplift in high-stress environments. Its agents operate wherever treats are stored under suspiciously flimsy protection – from living-room perimeters to hallway patrol routes.

Position of this dossier

This dossier focuses on 09-K9-OPS – “Puppy Treatz” as an active field operative: behavior, missions, loadout and incident reports – essentially the „boots-on-the-floor“ perspective.

The broader agency structure, divisions, treat alert levels and officially recognized anthems are maintained in a separate, higher-level WRAFF FORCE interface.

Open WRAFF FORCE Central Terminal

For a full agency overview – including the operative roster, anthem hall, treat alert system and HQ regulations – access the central WRAFF FORCE terminal here:

Note: The central terminal is a separate, just-for-fun agency interface. The operator dossier stays the canonical file for 09-K9-OPS.

Incident Reports (Redacted)

Selected case files with sensitive details removed for snack-security reasons.

Pattern Alerts

• Doorbell vs. Bark Volume: Direct correlation. 100% of doorbell events result in immediate vocal escalation.
• Snack-Disappearance Window: Highest risk between 19:00–22:00, especially when chip bags are unattended.
• Shoe-Relocation Index: Single shoes are 64% more likely to be “relocated for inspection” into cozy corners.

Contact & Links

This dossier describes a fully fictional K‑9 character. No real law enforcement affiliation — just vibes, lore and tactical fluff.

For mission updates, field selfies and SWAT‑pup aesthetics:

Download Full Field Manual (PDF)

Accessed via NFC ID: if you’re reading this, you officially have sufficient snack clearance.

Snack Intelligence Briefing

Internal snack priority analysis for subject “Puppy Treatz”. Use this data responsibly.

Priority Snack Ranking

• S-Tier: Cheese bits, soft training treats, anything that “accidentally” falls off a pizza.
• A-Tier: Standard dog treats, crunchy biscuits, suspiciously shaped snacks in crinkly bags.
• B-Tier: Dry kibble (acceptable when dramatically presented by hand).
• C-Tier: Healthy options labeled “light” or “diet”. Highly suspicious.

Known Weaknesses

• Will sit, stay and offer paw at the same time if treat is visible.
• Cannot resist the sound of a slicing pizza wheel.
• Eye contact intensity increases by 300% when human is eating on the couch.

Operational Guidelines

For best cooperation, snacks should be:

• Presented with appropriate hype voice (“Treat timeee!”).
• Delivered at consistent intervals during prolonged cuddle sessions.
• Accompanied by head pats and verbal confirmation of “good pup” status.

Note: Overfeeding is not authorized by WRAFF FORCE. Over-spoiling, however, is currently under review.